Join the Secret Society of Tiny Things 

Secret Society Adult Initiate

$50-$100 (sliding scale annual adult membership)

Ages 16+

Includes:

• Secret society pin

• Secret handshake & salute

• Certificate of initiation

• Bi-monthly Brattleboro Wee Press delivered to your door.

• Secret Decoder (for secret messages in our Brattleboro Wee Press just for our members) 

• Access to the Secret Society secret mini content page (shh)

• Monthly secret society hours (8pm-10pm) (just for you and your friends) every First Friday, after regular Joe Shmoe hours, with signature cocktails from our MINI BAR (21+).

• One free off hours (weekday) tour a year, with one of our tour guides for you and FIVE of your friends.

Secret Society Inner Circle

$100 + (annual adult membership)

Ages 16+

Includes:

• Secret society pin

• Secret handshake & salute

• Certificate of initiation

• Bi-monthly Brattleboro Wee Press delivered to your door.

• Secret Decoder (for secret messages in our Brattleboro Wee Press just for our members)

• Access to the Secret Society secret mini content page (shh) 

• Monthly secret society hours (8pm-10pm) (just for you and your friends) every First Friday after regular Joe Shmoe hours, with signature cocktails from our MINI BAR (21+). 

• One free off hours (weekday) tour a year, with one of our tour guides for you and TEN of your friends.

• We will tell you our secrets (the tiny ones)

  If you give over $150:

  Hell, we will give you an extra free Secret Society Junior Initiate Membership for your commitment to us, as well to pass to a youth in your life. You support us, we share the tiny wealth.