Join the Secret Society of Tiny Things 

Secret Society Junior Initiate

$25-50 (sliding scale annual membership)

Ages fifteen and under, no grown ups allowed

Includes:

  • Secret society pin

  • Secret handshake & salute

  • Certificate of initiation

  • Secret Decoder (for secret members only messages in our Brattleboro Wee Press mailed to you.

  • Bi-monthly Brattleboro Wee Press delivered to your door.

  • Access to the Secret Society secret mini content page (shh)

Secret Society Adult Initiate

$50-$100 (sliding scale annual adult membership)

Ages 16+

Includes:

  • Secret society pin

  • Secret handshake

  • Secret Decoder (for secret messages in our Brattleboro Wee Press just for our members)

  • Bi-monthly Brattleboro Wee Press delivered to your door.  

  • Access to the Secret Society secret mini content page (shh)

  • Monthly secret society hours (8pm-10pm) (just for you and your friends) every First Friday, after regular Joe Shmoe hours, with signature cocktails from our MINI BAR (21+).

  • One free off hours (weekday) tour a year, with one of our tour guides for you and FIVE of your friends.

Secret Society Inner Circle

$100 + (annual adult membership)

Ages 16+

Includes:

  • Secret society pin

  • Secret handshake

  • Secret Decoder (for secret messages in our Brattleboro Wee Press just for our members)

  • Bi-monthly Brattleboro Wee Press delivered to your door.

  • Access to the Secret Society secret mini content page (shh) 

  • Monthly secret society hours (8pm-10pm) (just for you and your friends) every First Friday after regular Joe Shmoe hours, with signature cocktails from our MINI BAR (21+). 

  • One free off hours (weekday) tour a year, with one of our tour guides for you and TEN of your friends.

  • We will tell you our secrets (the tiny ones)

    If you give over $150:

    Hell, we will give you an extra free Junior Yearly Secret Society Membership for your commitment to us, as well to pass to a youth in your life. You support us, we share the tiny wealth.